Ice-T Lyrics

Album: Home Invasion

99 Problems Lyrics

featuring Brother Marquis 

[Ice T] 

Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me 

Why did you no ??? some shit 

But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger 

From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house 

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger 

[Ice T] 

Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems 

Always nigger has his girl problem Marq 

[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em 

[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it... 

[Ice-T] 

I got a whore from the east 

Got a whore from the west 

Got a whore that likes to jack it off 

And rubb it in her chest 

I got a whore from the north 

A whore from the south 

A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth 

I got a bitch with hair 

A bitch with none 

A bitch with a knife 

A bitch with a gun 

A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set 

And there is a bitch over there 

Hey the one I am gonna get 

But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though 

No sweat to event 

I sell my sister though, word. 

I sell the whole damn herd 

I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve 

I got a bitch with a mic 

Who like perfector link 

Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink 

Got a bitch with tits 

A bitch with ass 

A bitch with none 

But hey I give her the best 

But I love em all I love em crazily 

And they love me back thats why they stay with me 

So if you have a girl problem 

I'll be there for you son 

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

Hit it 

No a bitch ain't one 

[Ice-T] 

I got a bitch thats old 

A bitch who is new 

A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue 

I got a bitch who is fat 

A bitch who is built 

A bitch that all her titties give up her milk 

I got a bitch who is funny 

A bitch who ain't 

A bitch who can sing 

A bitch who can't 

A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane 

I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure) 

I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins 

Long ends 

I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb 

But she is the most fun 

I got a bitch who play piano 

A bitch who don't 

A bitch who dances naked 

A bitch who won't 

A bitch who's short 

A bitch who's tall 

A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls 

And I love em all I love em crazily 

And they love me back thats why they stay with me 

So if you have a girl problem 

I'll be there for you son 

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

Hit me 

[Ice-T] 

Yo Marquis you from Miami man, 

Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world 

That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated 

Motherfucker a nigger like you 

[Brother Marquis] 

I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one 

I am going not to threat any whores 

Cause I don't need none of em 

Push them to temptation 

Ditch to persuasion 

All the whores suck cock 

Nigger how you play em 

Thats why I don't sleep with em 

I just freak on em 

Gig the dick in their mouth 

Take it out 

And I sky on them 

That nigger that white nighter 

The bitch exciter 

I only love my whores when I go up inside em 

Problem number one is gettin money 

I rather take the green than sit the honey 

So don't expect none 

Cause I ain't offering 

And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening 

Cause I never never softening 

Pulling demands on em 

Fuckin em and scream on them 

The wham bamb thank you mam 

The game is ran on em 

So fuck how you feel 

You are fuckin cheap thrill 

I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill 

Getting pussy is just another expense 

Your pussy pays the bills 

The dick pays the rent 

I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come 

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

[Ice-T] 

Ha! 

You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ? 

A bitch ain't one 

Ah shit 

Let me tell you how to do that shit 

[Ice-T & (Marquis)] 

(I got a bitch that loves to gink) 

She'll fuck you 

After she fucks me 

(I got a bitch who loves both) 

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes 

I got a bitch that's fast 

A bitch that's slow 

(A bitch that is a virgin 

And a bitch that is a hoe) 

A bitch that lies 

(A bitch that trues) 

A bitch who is a man 

Because they are bitches too 

I got a bitch that is cool 

(A bitch that is hut) 

A bitch who loves rap 

A bitch who loves rock 

A bitch who is lost 

And one who know what is that 

She gets right in front of me 

And posses like a cat 

[Brother Marquis] 

I got a bitch that runs 

I got a bitch that walks 

I got a bitch that yells 

I got a bitch who talk 

[Ice-T] 

I got a bitch that is dirty 

Got a bitch that is neat 

I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me 

And I love em all I love em crazily 

And they love me back thats why they stay with me 

So if you have a girl problem 

I'll be there for you son 

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one 

Hit me 

[Ice-T] 

No a bitch ain't one 

[Marquis] 

Ah, you know a bitch ain't one 

Outro: 

[Ice-T] 

You know what I am saying 

I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis 

But a bitch ain't one 

[Brother Marquis] 

Maybe got yourself nothing man 

Fucking 

Ragging 

Spanking 

Assholes nigger 

[Ice-T] 

A bitch ain't one 

I got a problems stay out here on the streets 

With the police tryin to take them out 

You know 

But a bitch ain't one 

Got problems motherfuckers 

Buying my records 

But a bitch ain't one 

[Brother Marquis] 

Fuck em all 

Fuck em motherfucker 

[Ice-T] 

You know what I am saying 

A bitch ain't one 

Got problems man 

[Brother Marquis] 

All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass